Bad Etiquette for Zombie Enthusiasts

On May 26th, police killed a man who was nakedly eating another man's face. The man who was attacked is recouping at a Miami hospital with obvious wounds to his head and also to his legs.

Because of the zombie-like behavior of the man, this Huffington post article has been shared almost 60,000 times with as many as 250,000 likes. What is scarier than the drugged out, disturbed individual in is article is the compassion, common decency, and humanism missing from my Facebook feed and from comments on the article itself. It seems this article has spurred zombie enthusiasts into their own feeding frenzy, clogging up their posts with jokes about melee weapons, guns, and other supplies necessary for a zombie apocalypse.

Now, before someone starts whining about me "ruining all their fun" and "it was only a joke" let me say that I am a huge fan of the zombie entertainment industry; however, you can be damn well sure I don't want a zombie apocalypse to happen even if it could (in the way portrayed by Hollywood anyways).Putting the joking about a man's death aside, there is nothing appealing about a zombie apocalypse. 

I highly doubt these will be your post-apocalyptic procreation choices

Besides being hunted every day of your life until you eventually die (sooner rather than later), your time will consist of foraging for food, learning weapons, contending for alpha(fe)male, building fortresses, tearing down fortresses, moving....in other words, think about that History Channel special about prehistoric men who may have lived during the dinosaurs and multiple that by your lucky number.

This isn't a joke, kids. This is a man's life. If you actually read the article and/or watch the video, you will notice that they say that the man was likely coked out of his mind. This is a very sad story, and I don't think the family of the man who almost died would appreciate the zombie nonsense.